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Trumpaca First Act in Office – Make Country GREAT again!

Trumpaca President now. Have Vision. Get down to Job. Make Country GREAT again. 

But it not easy. Country have old name, tainted by past. Also have copyright conflict with Simón Bolívar. It obvious, Bolivia name low-trust, not representative of 21st Century marketing principle*. Country need new name, need name that not say “I Banana Republic!

Trumpaca rebrand country. Give new name, name that bring global respect. Trumpaca turn country into international brand.

Trumpaca first act in office, rename country TRUMERICA.

Trumerica high-trust brand. Bring back international respect. Bring back job. Make Trumerica GREAT again!

But new brand need new image. It no use have new name, if logo stay same. Complete rebrand needed for make Trumerica GREAT again. That important, so Trumpaca design new flag.

No Step on Snek Flag

Trumerica stand on brink of new era, profitable era.
Trumpaca work hard for country, for citizen and for self.

Make Trumerica GREAT again!

* Trumpaca have BEST WORDS!


Trumpaca respect Opponent!

Trumpaca LOVE Everyone!
Even Opponent! Not hold grudge to anyone!

Trumpaca not want to appear Punitive!

Trumpaca team player. Understand that everyone defend own opinion. Understand that all fair in love, war, and election.

Trumpaca no rock boat, no indict anyone… Trumpaca forgiving… always… Even if Chinchilla opponent in question do bad thing or have sexual deviant husband.

* Best words get better…


Trumpaca WIN! It easy!

Trumpaca always know Democracy Prevail*!
Always know Trumpaca WIN!


System fair. Bolivia Electoral College fair. Trumpaca win, Chinchillary lose. Trumpaca no complain. Always know will of people prevail. Always know Trumpaca more popular than Chinchillary. Always know Trumpaca become president…

Make Bolivia GREAT again!

Trumpaca thank everyone!

* Best! Words!