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Trumpaca “Tough on Terror!”

This Al Guanaco Terrorist!

Al Guanaco TerroristYou look, you recognize Al Guanaco terrorist by balaclava and mean expression. Without balaclava, Al Guanaco look just like normal Guanaco, which look just like Alpaca.

This bigly problem for Trumerica Homeland Security. Terrorist take off balaclava when enter country. Make hard to spot for Border Guard. Sometimes even smile when cross border. Lose mean expression altogether and act normal. That not fair!

Al Guanaco hate Trumerican Way of Life! Come here to kill all!

TRUMPACA NO LET THEM! STOP AL GUANACO ENTERING Trumerica!

But how? Al Guanaco smart. Take off Balaclava when cross border, hide assault weapon and explosive in pineapple crate, even mingle with ordinary Guanaco and smile at Homeland Security Guard during passport control.

If border guard no able to tell Al Guanaco from ordinary Guanaco or Alpaca, only way to stop terrorist is to keep out all Guanaco, and make Alpaca entering Trumerica take test to prove they Alpaca and not Secret Guanaco.

TRUST
Trumerica is BACK!

Make Trumerica SAFE again!